tagged → #me #FaceQ

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

My Favorite Things Meme | [10/10] Celebrities

I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.”

tagged → #john krasinski

Details, McAvoy & Fassbender [3]

tagged → #michael fassbender

chloebenet:

get to know:Emily Bett Rickards (insp)

tagged → #emily bett rickards

Xabi Alonso completes move to Bayern Munich | August 29, 2014 

The German side confirmed that the player has signed on for two seasons for a reported fee near €10 million.

After Thursday’s medical in Munich, he returned to Madrid to hold a press conference at the Santiago Bernabéu the following morning. There he explained his decision for the switch.

“After winning the Décima, I feel that a new cycle is starting at the club, and that I too should need a new one. I wanted to be honest with myself and with the club and to know when is the time to say goodbye.” [+]

tagged → #xabi alonso #we miss you
"Bonsoir, tout le monde!"

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

tagged → #Chris Evans